Joke thread (for the making of laughter)

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Joke thread (for the making of laughter)

Postby dakotahq » Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:18 pm

A man bets his wife $100 that she can't say something to him that will make him both happy and sad at the same time.

The woman sits for a moment and thinks, then says, "Out of all your friends, your dick's the biggest. "
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Postby BIG RICH » Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:20 pm

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Postby 1low5o » Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:02 pm

A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently taps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer'? The trooper asks: 'What are you doing'? The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine'. Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: ' And her, what is she doing'? The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails'. Now, the trooper is totally confused.
A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane ... and nothing obscene is happening!
The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man'? The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir'. The trooper asks: ' And her, what's her age'?

The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..
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Postby Big T » Thu Nov 07, 2013 10:19 pm

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Re: Joke thread (for the making of laughter)

Postby Fogel » Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:46 pm

That is pretty good
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Postby Dirty Sanchez » Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:41 am

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